buffleheaded: (take a look it's in a book it's reading)
Imoen ([personal profile] buffleheaded) wrote in [personal profile] falselife 2018-12-28 08:37 pm (UTC)

For the Twelve Days of Event Recovery My Wizard Stole For Me:

-one electric blanket
-two knockoff lets-not-break-anyone's-fourth-walls dvds for a movie night (unless there are other preferences, Technically Not "Little Mermaid" and "Beauty and the Beast" -- Imoen thought they'd be cute and romantic but is clearly disappointed in all this have to turn human business where 👏 Is 👏 Her 👏 Romancing 👏 Nonhuman 👏 Movies!)
-three flower-themed decorative hairpins
-four bulk packages of pudding cups
-FIVE FAUX-GOLD HORN RINGS (this one legitimately purchased just don't ask where she got the money)
-six sets of nail polish
-seven shades of eye shadow
-eight shades of lipstick
-nine boxes of incense
-ten floral arrangements that she forgot to take the name tags of the person who ordered them off of
-eleven ridiculously extravagant and difficult to clean up bath bombs and a promise she'll clean them up for her (she will conveniently forget)
-twelve shiny bird toys to watch Poppy play with

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